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Jokes For Kids | 44 Funny Jokes For Kids

Kids are getting more and more time since lockdown started. But, a study in Italy concluded that the more time a child spends watching TV or using an iPad resulted in the child getting less hours of sleep. So, it begs the question what do these children do with these all these free hours. They can’t certainly just read jokes for kids and laugh, can they? Laughter is actually good for kids and has proved to help in improving creativity and mental alertness. So, we thought of some jokes for kids: –

 

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water

 

What was a more useful invention than the first telephone?

Answer: The second telephone!

 

What did the bald man say when he received a comb for his birthday?

Answer: Thanks, I’ll never part with this!

 

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

Answer: They’re all girls, otherwise, they would be uncles!

 

How many months have 28 days?

Answer: All of them!

 

Where would you find an elephant?

Answer: The same place you lost him!

 

What’s white and can’t climb trees?

Answer: A fridge!

 

How do you talk to a giant?

Answer: Use BIG words!

 

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Answer: Finding half a worm!

 

What’s worse than finding half a worm?

Answer: Finding half a spider!

 

What did the banana say to the cat?

Answer: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk!

 

Why do tigers have stripes?

Answer: So they don’t get spotted!

 

Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?

Answer: Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!

 

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Answer: The same middle name!

 

Why did the farmer jump on his potato plants?

Answer: He wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

 

What did the fish say when he bumped into a concrete wall?

Answer: Dam!

 

Why did the puppy do so well at school?

Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!

 

jokes for kids

What did zero say to eight?

Answer: Hey, nice belt!

 

What do you call a piece of seaweed that’s fallen in the bin?

Answer: Yaki nori!

 

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Answer: A cloud!

 

How long is a piece of string?

Answer: Twice half its length!

 

Why was the mathematics book sad?

Answer: It had too many problems!

 

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

Answer: A cow, the absence of eyes does not change the fact that it is a cow.

 

How long is a football field?

Answer: Half the length of two football fields.

 

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

Answer: A small one.

 

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Answer: Because they’re dead.

 

What’s yellow and something you shouldn’t drink?

Answer: A school bus.

 

Why did the dog vomit on the bed?

Answer: Because it was sick.

 

What did the policeman say when the criminal got away?

Answer: That criminal got away.

 

Why do you always find something in the last place you look?

Answer: Because after you have found it, there would be no point in continuing to look for it.

 

What do you call a droid that goes the long way round?

Answer: R2 Detour.

 

How much do piercings cost pirates?

Answer: A buck n ear.

 

Why is a squirrel like a cup of coffee?

Answer: Neither has a headphone jack.

 

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Answer: Because he felt crummy.

 

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Answer: Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

 

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Answer: Where is pop corn?

 

How do you make a lemon drop?

Answer: Just let it fall.

 

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Answer: Don’t take me for granite.

 

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Answer: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

 

What kind of water can’t freeze?

Answer: Hot water.

 

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Answer: A palm tree.

 

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

Answer: A dino-snore.

 

What is fast, loud and crunchy?

Answer: A rocket chip.

 

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Answer: Because she was stuffed.

 

If you liked this article full of jokes for kids leave a comment. If you want to read more articles, here is an article we think you’d like- 40 Exciting Riddles for Kids.

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